Sarah Palin Gets Punked!
In a sad commentary on what a Sarah Palin vice presidency would be like, she was pranked by Justiciers Masques, what the New York Times calls “a pair of Canadian comedians, notorious for pranking politicians and heads of state.” The comedians called Ms. Palin on Saturday and pretended to be French President Nicolas Sarkozy.
Apparently, even the governor’s staff had no idea that they were being punked when accepting the call. Apparently the incompetence is at all levels of the McCain-Palin ticket.
Listen to the call below or at http://www.justiciers.tv.
~Vulcanella
Top 10 Ways the McCain Campaign Can Save Money
10. The straight talk express will be converted to a blimp. The hot air in Sarah Palin’s head will be used as fuel.
9. Creepy debate-watcher Rich Lowry at the National Review will bid on Sarah Palin’s expensive wardrobe.
8. Campaign brochures will now be printed on recycled paper from the 1500 pages of McCain’s medical records.
7. To encourage 527 groups to pay for attack ads, McCain will now refer to audiences as “my fellow Swiftboaters.”
6. McCain’s seven houses will host all future fundraisers.
5. Governor Palin’s daily diet will be converted from moose burgers to baby seals.
4. Paid surrogates will no longer explain the latest Palin gaffes. Instead a pre-recorded message will state, “It’s clear that the elitist media is behaving in a sexist manner, and Obama is a Muslim anti-American socialist who pals around with people like bin Laden.
3. McCain will streak at Game 4 of the World Series to get free national TV coverage.
2. Campaign witchdoctor will be let go and re-assigned to Gov Palin’s Office of Voodoo Affairs.
1. It won’t save money, but has our campaign accused Obama of being a Neo-Nazi yet?
Bonus #1: Governor Palin will sell Alaska back to Russia to boost her foreign policy credentials and reduce travel costs.
Bonus #2: McCain and Palin attire to be purchased on triple-coupon day at Walmart.
~Roy
Another Superhero Disses Palin
Now the Terminator is dissing Palin, he told Campbell Brown that he doesn’t think Palin is ready to be commander in chief yet, ouch!
CAMPBELL BROWN: Do you think she’s qualified to be president?
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: I think that she will get to be qualified.
BROWN: She will get there? What do you mean? She’s not ready yet?
SCHWARZENEGGER: By the time that she is sworn in I think she will be ready.”
That doesn’t sound like a ringing endorsement to me.
~Roy
Looking This Good Doesn’t Come Cheap
Apparently, Sarah Palin’s well-kept hair and impeccable attire don’t come naturally. Politico says that the RNC appears to have spent more than $150,000 to keep the Palin family in nice duds. That number includes more than $4,000 that the RNC seems to have spent on the Alaskan governor’s hair and makeup alone.
Thank goodness McCain opted for public financing – I’m sure potential donors would have been emptying their pockets upon learning that their hard-earned dollars helped keep the Palins well-dressed during a presidential campaign marked by a period of economic hardship. I guess McCain supporters in the “real America” and the “real Virginia” find it easy to spend more than $150,000 on clothes and makeup in a little more than two months.
I, for one, am shocked. One of the few things I admired about Sarah Palin was the way she was able to get all of that hair in that cute bun. Oh well, at least she voted against that bridge to nowhere. Oh, wait, never mind.
And I’m not even going to mention how much McCain pays to get his own makeup done. Nor will I mention that his makeup artist has also worked for American Idol and So You Think You can Dance. I guess “paling around” with Hollywood types isn’t that bad after all.
~Vulcanella
So That’s What the Mayor of Wasilla Does…
The Daily Show sent a correspondent to Wasilla to find out what things are like in the “real America” and what makes Wasilla so different from the lower 48.
Turns out the town’s mayor doesn’t manage the fire department, the school system or any social service. But she does hold staff meetings on Mondays at 10 am and sign checks on Thursday afternoons. By the way, did you know that Wasilla is the meth capital of Alaska?
Watch the video:

The mayor of Wasilla has staff meetings on Mondays and signs checks on Thursdays. Sure, she's ready to be president!
Yup, this video makes me feel so much more confident in Sarah Palin.
~Vulcanella
The Odd Lies of Sarah Palin
Andrew Sullivan did all the work for us and has taken Sarah Palin’s lies apart one by one. As can be expected, there are too many to count.
Sarah Palin chooses to lie about things that ordinary people shouldn’t lie about. Whether it is a bridge to nowhere, selling the state’s plane on e-Bay, or asking her daughters’ permission to join the McCain ticket, Palin’s lies seem to show no signs of abating any time soon.
- The Twelve Lies Of Sarah Palin
- The Odd Lies Of Sarah Palin II: The Bridge To Nowhere
- The Odd Lies Of Sarah Palin III: Firing Stambaugh
- The Odd Lies Of Sarah Palin IV: Endangered Species
- The Odd Lies Of Sarah Palin V: The Oil Pipeline
- The Odd Lies Of Sarah Palin VI: Gays
- The Odd Lies Of Sarah Palin VII: Climate Change
- The Odd Lies Of Sarah Palin VIII: Habeas Corpus
- The Odd Lies Of Sarah Palin IX: Alaska’s Energy Contribution
- The Odd Lies Of Sarah Palin IX: Energy, Ctd
- The Odd Lies Of Sarah Palin X: The Teleprompter
- The Odd Lies Of Sarah Palin XI: Asking The Girls?‘
- The Odd Lies Of Sarah Palin XI: Asking The Girls, Ctd.
- The Odd Lies Of Sarah Palin XII: Her Pay Cut As Mayor
- The Odd Lies Of Sarah Palin XIII: Accessing Wooten’s Medical Records
- The Odd Lies Of Sarah Palin XIV: What Trade Missions To Russia?
- The Odd Lies Of Sarah Palin XV: Her Israeli Flag
- The Odd Lies Of Sarah Palin XVI: Divestment From Sudan
- The Odd Lies Of Sarah Palin XVII: “Pre-Surge Troop Levels”
- The Odd Lies Of Sarah Palin XVIII: Abuse Of Power
- The Odd Lies Of Sarah Palin, XIX: “Fear” Of Wooten
Check The Daily Dish, Andrew Sullivan’s blog, for more. It seems like he finds more Sarah Palin lies every day. The point isn’t that Sarah Palin lies – almost all politicians have to lie at one point or another. It is that Sarah Palin lies with such a blatant disregard for the truth.
~Vulcanella
SNL’s Sarah Palin Rap!!!
Yes, you read that right. Saturday’s episode of Saturday Night Live featured a Sarah Palin rap. No, the Alaskan governor didn’t actually perform the rap – Amy Poehler did, but it was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen:
All of the lyrics were great, but here’s my favorite: “In Wasilla we just chill baby chilla / but when i see oil let’s drill, baby, drilla.”
Watch the opening sketch of SNL, in which Tina Fey does another masterful job of impersonating Palin. It was funny, but nothing beats “drill, baby, drilla” with Sarah Palin grooving along to the music. With sketches featuring Mark Whalberg (he’ll always be Marky Mark to me) and Alec Baldwin, SNL just keeps getting better and better.
~Vulcanella


